Monday, May 18, 2009


These are the calculations of Obersturmfuhrer Oppenheimer for determining his winning Superfecta pick in the Preakness Stakes, lavishing him with riches beyond human comprehension. This was, of course, no suprise to The Board of Directors. After all, he is a rocket scientist.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009


After having Commodore Stevens priceless Command Sceptre appraised (photo below), the Board of Directors hired Bounty Hunter Boba Fett (photo above) to provide Yacht Club security in the eveningtime.