Today, Commodore Stevens sealed the deal, making The Orange Crush Mist (photo above) the Official Cocktail at Atmosphere Bar, in The Grill Room of The Yacht Club. The primary garnish for this cocktail will be harvested from the club's personal orange trees. This cocktail follows our Stealth Pricing model, as we will bill you discretely provided you follow The Club's Rules of Imbibement.

These are the calculations of Obersturmfuhrer Oppenheimer for determining his winning Superfecta pick in the Preakness Stakes, lavishing him with riches beyond human comprehension. This was, of course, no suprise to The Board of Directors. After all, he is a rocket scientist.

After having Commodore Stevens priceless Command Sceptre appraised (photo below), the Board of Directors hired Bounty Hunter Boba Fett (photo above) to provide Yacht Club security in the eveningtime.

Today, the Board of Directors appointed Port Lavish Yacht Club founder Captain Stevens "Commodore for Life" and presented him with an priceless sceptre (photo above).

Our architect, Professor "Hootie" Roark IV (a direct decendent of the noted architect Howard Roark), just submitted this concept for the new Port Lavish Yacht Club clubhouse. We are accepting comments.

Port Lavish Yachting is now tweeting on Twitter. Find us at @portlavish

We are currently working on a burgee for the Port Lavish Yacht Club. This is one we are considering.

The founding of the Port Lavish Yacht Club by Captain Stevens (left in picture) and his attorney Dr. Chicago.